Sample descriptions for online dating


02-Sep-2020 12:20

The entire vibe of this profile is, “Why is it so hard to find a girlfriend/wife?

Are you trying to keep your online dating profile lighthearted, upbeat and have people LOLing in real life when they read them? Take a look at some of these funny online dating profile examples below to get started. So I’m looking for someone who can feed me and eat with me constantly. I’ve been to Budapest, Paris, Japan, South Korea, Africa and Florida (basically a foreign country). I have a great fear of heights, so don’t worry about my climbing up any fire escapes.

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I have seen, analyzed, and evaluated hundreds of men’s online dating profiles.

The ones that work often follow a particular flow, as do the ones that in your profile.

We’re running our online dating profile contest right now.

To help you get that 0 or 0 prize, I’m going to quickly lay out the four online dating profile “templates” that I have seen work.

Bad Profile Templates I’d be remiss if I didn’t at least mention the three most common types of profiles I see that to be funny) and then perhaps something about “let’s meet up for coffee! If you’re a , 90% of the humor and references will go right over your head, or worse, you’ll assume the writer is a boring geek who stays home on Saturday nights and reads books. The smarter and more educated you are, the more careful you need to be about coming across as too intellectual in your profile. Just make sure you don’t even at any of that kind of negative, outcome dependent, whiny, beta crap when you write your own profile.

It makes women laugh and sets you apart from all the other typical, boring profiles she’s read. When most guys try to get funny with their profiles, they either come across as too silly and stupid, or too intellectual and geeky.



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